Hold the presses! I just found out that every story Linette ever wrote for Crimewave was made up! She has never even left the house. (I just discovered the little nest of rags in the basement, by the furnace, where she hides.) There was no Elvisfest. And Foxie the dog never existed. Apparenlty, we aren’t even married.
My rising star is a fraud!
As the publisher of Crimewave USA I should have caught these things years ago. I have no excuse.
