In South Africa a man walks into supermarket deli, flips on the band saw they use to cut meat, and proceeds to slice off his own head. Actually, he only makes it halfway through his neck before dying.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, a German man apparently gets all the way through the neck, not his own, but a family members. Hes seen strolling though town, swinging the head of his sister-in-law by the hair.
The lesson I have learned from this is that its easier to saw of someone elses head than it is to saw off your own.
