He didn’t like it that time that I called him my nemesis a few months ago, but what else would you call a man who sends you harassing notes like this one?
Mark — I see from your diary that you’re at home with a disease. Did you get it from Disney germs? Playing with doggie poop? Fondling garbage and used sex toys that you found in your yard? Sometimes we must pay for our fun.
That’s not quite your traditional “Get Well” card, is it?