Do you remember th 14 year-old in England, Aisling, the girl who wanted help finding her brother, who also happened to be named Mark Maynard? Well, she must have added my name to her address book. I just received this, the most bizarre chain-letter I have ever seen. It’s also got to be the chain-letter most well-tailored to the 14 year-old girl demographic. I wish I was clever enough to think something like this up. Maybe I couold tag a sentence on the end about MM.com…
There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack. Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well of course she did, everyone did! Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to.
One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything…. what movie, what movie theatre and what time. Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. She watched them get close to each other and kiss…. not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre. Courtney told jack “Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?” He replied “hell yes.” Ashley had peeked through Courtney’s window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing. The next day at school Ashley wasn’t there. For the next few days Ashley wasn’t there. A week later her mother found her in her closet dead… she committed suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to Ashley’s dead body was a note. A note that read:
My dearest Jack,
I watched you at the movie and at Courtney’s house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us.
Always with you,
AshleyPlease foward this to more than 15 people or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney. Thank you.
**In loving Memory of Ashley Halagey**
What Ashley did to one person who did not send this… One girl was looking through her e-mail and she deleted this message thinking it was another silly forward…the next day she was found dead in her bed.
Isn’t that fucking brilliant? It terrified me. Sent fucking shivers up and down my spine. I was going to send it out to 15 people, but then I thought that I could probably reach almost that same number by posting it here. Please continue the chain…. OR BE HAUNTED by an insecure 14 year-old ghost!!!!
“Does my ass look too big? He won’t love me if my ass looks to big… Maybe if I get my tongue pierced. Should I get my tongue pierced? What do you think? How about my belly button?”
