I’ve written three posts in the past week that have been lost for one reason or another. They were all stunningly brilliant. I will never, as long as I live, write anything nearly as engaging or clever. They were my masterpieces.

It’s like if JD Salinger tripped and dropped the manuscript for “Catcher in the Rye” into the furnace.

This has been a sad week for the world. I’m just happy that none of you know what you missed. If you knew, you would throw yourself out your windows.

-Mark